- Baseball is the greatest sport of all time because it is fun to play.
- “You didn’t play college football at a D1 school, so how could you even be good?”
- Every time there is a bark of wood on the floor, my dog will bark and play with it.
- Coach: Did I give you the sign to steal the base? Baseball player: I guess I didn’t see it clear I thought you put the sign down. Coach: Do you need glasses? Because I wasn’t even close to putting the sign down, you need to go get your eyes examined.
- Commissioner of MLB: Because of the sign stealing that some Astros players did during the 2017 world series you guys should be banned for a whole season. Astros: That’s not fair because not everyone was involved in the sign stealing, Therefore we shouldn’t be banned at all.
- You always told me you were going to be a better basketball player than me because I don’t workout, but look whose is better because you don’t workout and I do.
- Matt has a car at 18, Therefore Matt should have a lot of money to spend.
- John are you going to put $10 in the middle or not put any money and not get any of the candy we buy.
- There is no proof that Bigfoot is real, so I don’t think Bigfoot is real.
- Player 1: Why did you fumble the ball 3 times all game? Player 2: I scored twice and had 300 yards rushing did you see that!
- Lying Fallacy: In the United States you can start drinking at the age of 18
- Bandwagon Fallacy: The San Francisco Giants wont 3 world series in the past 5 years I think i’m going to switch teams and root for them.
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