Blog prompt 3 (2/13)

  1. Baseball is the greatest sport of all time because it is fun to play.
  2. “You didn’t play college football at a D1 school, so how could you even be good?”
  3. Every time there is a bark of wood on the floor, my dog will bark and play with it.
  4. Coach: Did I give you the sign to steal the base? Baseball player: I guess I didn’t see it clear I thought you put the sign down. Coach: Do you need glasses? Because I wasn’t even close to putting the sign down, you need to go get your eyes examined.
  5. Commissioner of MLB: Because of the sign stealing that some Astros players did during the 2017 world series you guys should be banned for a whole season. Astros: That’s not fair because not everyone was involved in the sign stealing, Therefore we shouldn’t be banned at all.
  6. You always told me you were going to be a better basketball player than me because I don’t workout, but look whose is better because you don’t workout and I do.
  7. Matt has a car at 18, Therefore Matt should have a lot of money to spend.
  8. John are you going to put $10 in the middle or not put any money and not get any of the candy we buy.
  9. There is no proof that Bigfoot is real, so I don’t think Bigfoot is real.
  10. Player 1: Why did you fumble the ball 3 times all game? Player 2: I scored twice and had 300 yards rushing did you see that!
  11. Lying Fallacy: In the United States you can start drinking at the age of 18
  12. Bandwagon Fallacy: The San Francisco Giants wont 3 world series in the past 5 years I think i’m going to switch teams and root for them.

(Word Count 291)

Blog prompt 2 (2/11)

  1. Babe Ruth played Major League Baseball, he didn’t play in the NBA. Babe Ruth didn’t play in the NBA. So therefore Babe Ruth was an MLB player.
  2. All crime is illegal in the US. Murder is a crime. All Murder cases are illegal
  3. Everyone in California has brown eyes. Matt has brown eyes. So, that means Matt lives in California
  4. I am a young adult that lives in Sacramento. I am left handed. Therefore, all young adults that live in Sacramento are left handed.

(Word Count 86)

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